What Mammal-toe?

By: hannef
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We have all heard and seen the ‘camel-toe’. It’s not a good look and it can happen to anyone. Just imagine walking around town with something that is identical to a body part of an animal down there. What a painful sight…

But one question comes to mind. Does ‘camel-toe’ only happen to women? With the rise of skinny pants’ popularity among men, we couldn’t help but wonder what really going on down there for them? Well let me break it down to you.

Men do face this certain situation that we called ‘mammal toe’. And because we don’t share the same organ down there with the women, it does look different but it does hurt the eyes the way that ‘camel toe’ does. I don’t think there is any need to explain in the detail how it happens, but you can always check out the Urban Dictionary definition HERE

So we have discussed on how to hide the ‘camel-toe’ in the past, but what about ‘mammal-toe’?

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The key to not get ‘mammal-toed’ is simple; the right choice of underwear. Boxers won’t help in this skinny pants situation as it will only add extra bulk to the area. The worst part is how boxers will actually gather at the back of the waist band and pull the pants even further backwards. The result? Even more severe ‘mammal-toe’.

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The best underwear is brief or tighty-whities simply because they cling to the skin and lessen the appearance of the bulge. Choose brief and tighty-whities in not too flimsy fabrics with a little bit of spandex in it. Loose or too tight underwear just won’t work with skinny pants. Not even thong! You might get rid of the ‘mammal toe’ and panty-line but you’ll have to deal with the auto-wedgie.

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But still they root of the problem is the skinny pants in the first place. Yes, they are oh-so-cool and super trendy but there are so many possible options of skinny pants out there. Think more in the line of ‘Mark Ronson’ and less of ‘Russell Brand’. Have you seen Russell Brands in his ultra tight jeans? And if you decided to go for skinny jeans, choose darker colors. White is not even an option for super-tight skinny jeans, unless you are wearing a mini-dress on top of it.

So just be careful of the ‘mammal-toe’ and check the mirror several times before you walk out of the house. Or just get a new pair of pants that fit.

Photos: mtv.com, gq.com, thingsofthespirit.blogspot.com

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  1. OMG!! I had my doubts abt this picture being in the front page…but I guess it makes a point about what the writer is saying…

  2. Very important point for guys out there.

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