Camel toes, muffin tops , I say a No! No! No!

By: yetmee

February 6th, 2009 • Related • Filed Under

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Filed Under: Fashion • Fashion No No • Health

Tags: Camel toes • emmagem • fashion no no • Fashion Police • Muffin tops • Whale tail

Now everyone , please be informed that we are doing this as service to womankind and fashionistas.

All fashionistas, please be aware that there are certain fashion etiquettes that  must be observed meticulously and should never  see the light of day. Okay, I nearly fell off my chair laughing when someone explained what a camel toe is after reading a reader’s comment. So we got down to discussing about slangs in the fashion world which usually has  a hideously  funny (pun intended) side to. Make sure you are above 18 years of age before continue reading this article…

By the way according to the Urban Dictionary, the term fashionista is coined for people who love fashion , loves shopping but wears or buy unique things and wear them  in their own way.They don’t follow trends, people who just follow trends are called fashion whores…oops!

According to emmagem : a fashionista is someone who loves clothes and fashion, is not afraid to express her unique sense of style whilst in touch about trends,   chooses to interpret the current trend in her own way. She is not a shopaholic!

Fashion  No-No

Camel toes

What is a camel toe, you ask? If you don’t  know, camel toes is a slang term that refers to the outline of a woman’s genitalia when seen through tight, form-fitting clothes. Usually,  camel toes is visible from the front. It is an easy enough error , which has been made even by celebrities as we can see.

Remember to always check in the mirror before you go out, if doubtful err on the side if caution, change or get new gear! Don’t wear pants or shorts or jeans that are too tight especially at the crotch. Give it some breathing room it is healthier too for our nether regions less bacteria accumulation.

Some examples of Cameltoes:

picture courtesy of ninjadude

Muffin tops

Urban Dictionary says muffin tops is a term coined by Australian comediennes Kath and Kim, meaning when a woman wears a pair of tight jeans that makes her flab spill out over the waistband, just like the top of a muffin sits over the edge of the paper case.Okay it has happened to the best of us, especially when wearing  the low rise jeans , it can  get tricky.

So make a choice , muffins or cupcakes…

Some example of muffin tops:

Muffin tops pictures from Urban Dictionary

Whale tail

Okay this is a big NO! No! No! , yikes the number of  whale tails that I have seen  is really quite unnerving.  It is NOT , let me repeat NOT sexy  but since most of this is accidental  we can’t take it up with them. But seriously , if you are wearing low rise jeans or pants , check your tail now and then. It is not  stylish or decent to expose this. Who cares if you are really wearing Victoria’s Secret! Test it out in front of your mirror, sit ,bend ,roll over and double bend over to make sure …no whale tails , pleeeezzz!

picture from Urban Dictionary

Got any more slangs that you  would like to share with us….leave a comment and we will post it up here!

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1. 

   Comment by Nicole
   7:48 pm on February 9th, 2009 :

   Muffin Tops from bra’s are the next big no-no! Get your bra size right, ladies! And if you gals have heard of “Back Boobs” where bra’s are too tight and aren’t worn properly and theres excess fat bulging out from the backstrap of a bra… Back Boobs… I think ya’ll get it… haha! >_<
2. 

   Comment by yetmee
   10:08 am on February 13th, 2009 :

   okay , we mite just add this into our fashion no no segment…
   “Bat wings” is another one…
3. 

   Comment by lynwhey
   10:53 pm on February 13th, 2009 :

   VPL: Visible Panty Lines. If you’re gonna wear a fitting bottom, get a thong, please!!! Nobody wants to see the seam of your panties digging into your butt cheeks.

   Another no- no is wearing white undies with white bottoms. Nude undies are the way to go!
4. 

   Comment by Ladies In The House
   3:15 pm on May 26th, 2009 :

   Funny names…
   now i kept wondering that is camel’s toes look like that…?
   I must check again..
   hahahahhahahaha
5. 

   Comment by eyekneekawai
   6:58 pm on June 1st, 2009 :

   I saw a girl who has saggy breast and not wearing a bra. She scared me and made me frowned and worried about my boobs.
   Brassiere was created for woman in order to support their breasts to be pulled by the nasty gravity. Thus, wear it.
6. 

   Comment by Chic and Classic
   5:04 pm on August 28th, 2009 :

   There is always a fine line between fashion no-no and pure laziness. Please do not cross that line!
7. 

   Comment by ainee
   3:02 pm on September 10th, 2009 :

   really interesting..
   hehe!
   camel toe..no wonder it is call like dat..
8. 

   Comment by yetmee
   3:17 pm on September 10th, 2009 :

   Hi, Ainee…really trip me up too… now i always double check for camels…
9. 

   Comment by Ella Meow
   9:57 pm on November 17th, 2009 :

   haha..i adore the article! n another term, coin slot..did u notice when someone sits down and exposing their butcrack. its horryfying..if u think its sexy, ur wrong! its not..
10. 

    Comment by yetmee
    6:09 pm on November 18th, 2009 :

    hey there, ella meow…I so know what you are saying…it makes me nervous just watching them…its terrible becos they don’t realise it…
11. 

    Comment by Ezi Suhaini
    12:20 pm on April 9th, 2010 :

    Great tips here…I always checked my appearance before running through the door…and the most critics I have from my mom….if you have spouse check with them before you go out. Doesn’t mean skimpy tight fitting outfit is sexy… hehe

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