You know , if the truth be known , I “hate” all you girls out there who confidently strut your stuff in some real cool jeans. I have just been dying to wear a real super duper top with sequins and the full works to a club and to ensure that this very versatile top is not  OTT (over the top ) cos it can be kind of formal , I just need to match it with a  perfect pair of jeans, to give it that I am so cool, so carefree I am all dressed up but so oh, very nonchalantly effect.

So what is perfect for me, well , I have chunky thighs (common knowledge by now, ehem) and okay , butt is Beyonce bootylicious like since it got better and I wanna get me a Jayzee like bop biip biiip bop. But you know, I just can’t get it right cos when it fits my butt, it gapes on top of waistline especially when I sit, revealing all my sundries and really who needs to know. Obviously low cuts are out , besides , this is just me okay, when you girls wear your low midriffs, make sure your midriff is somewhat flat and also , pls wear a real low g-string or thong. I am forever cursed because (hence no low cuts for me) when some years back, the early days of low cut jeans and thong, I had the misfortune of sitting behind this lovely couple , and  well, when I glance down , I saw the heiny of the girl revealed including the red triangle patch of her thong which had ridden high…now that is enough to put any girl off her starbucks  and uugghh, major shudder at such a fashion faux pas…Thus began the  search for my perfect jeans and only after some major “fashion therapy” sessions:-)

I have decided that I can learn how find the perfect jeans like the perfect man and that I should stop avoiding jeans because of one bad incident. Looking for THE pair can be an academic process and the best way is to be honest about what or who you are (in this case your body shape and what type of jeans could potentially suit you best) . And you. I mean I, of course,  gotta go out on trying dates and brave some early disappointments to  find my , I mean your, ultimate match,  I mean jeans that is, and to find the perfect fit! And if once you don’t succeed , you try and try again… but fear not to find the perfect jeans (really , really read the linked article), it ain’t so hard …just click on and read some more…

Generally heavy bottoms, look good with bootlegs and wide legged jeans, for a bit of tummy bulge go for a higher waistline , yeees even the high waisted seventies style… If you are skinny , well jeans are made for you; drainpipes , slim cuts almost anything goes except baggy jeans will give a drowning effect… If no butt, go for emphasized pockets, if big on lower half, always wear darker colors…. for big thighs the washout effect , where the dark colors at the side slims down the thighs a little and the white out gives a lift and go for darker shades and more contrast …

So , I’m off , I’m off to find my perfect errr.. jeans.

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